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BRANDON WILL DIE!!!

Jared — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 23:34:32 +0000

*FUMING* THIS IS A CONVERSATION I HAD WITH BRANDON THAT MADE ME SO FUCKING MAD I’M NOT EVEN PLAYING, I WILL FUCKING PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE THE LAST DAY OF SCHOOL. I SWEAR TO IT THAT I WILL IF MY LIFE DEPENEDS ON IT.

Jared Wallace: why have you been so bitchy lately?
Jared Wallace: not gonna talk to me now?
brandonandcola0: huh?
Jared Wallace: i said “why have you been so bitchy lately?”
brandonandcola0: when?
Jared Wallace: gee, i don’t know…
Jared Wallace: all the time!
brandonandcola0: did you just IM it to me?
Jared Wallace: yeah
brandonandcola0: i never saw it
Jared Wallace: whatever, just answer me
brandonandcola0: why
Jared Wallace: because i told you to
Jared Wallace: so NOW your not gonna talk to me?
brandonandcola0: why should i?
Jared Wallace: awwww, is someone PMSing?
brandonandcola0: awwwww,is someone going through a horrible life of hatred and depression?
Jared Wallace: no
Jared Wallace: lol
Jared Wallace: you didn’t answer my question
Jared Wallace: anyways, seriously, did something happen with your mom or your dad?
brandonandcola0: whats that have to do with anything
Jared Wallace: i dunno, you might be depressed or something because of it, and you decide to take it out on me and Jacob
Jared Wallace: im taking it that I was right, because your not saying anything
Jared Wallace: are you there?
Jared Wallace: Why are you being so mean?
Jared Wallace: cmon brandon, its no fun if you don’t talk
Jared Wallace: maybe i’ll just save the conversation for a different time
Jared Wallace: are you mad because jacob is spending the night at my house?
brandonandcola0: is he now?
Jared Wallace: yup
brandonandcola0: cool
Jared Wallace: uh-huh…
Jared Wallace: so why are you mad/
Jared Wallace: ?*
Jared Wallace: Brandon, if you’re not going to tell me, word of warning: people are gonna start thinking your a jerk if you keep being shitty to your friends.
brandonandcola0: i only act like that to you
Jared Wallace: …and jacob
brandonandcola0: i wasnt mean to him today
Jared Wallace: not VERY
brandonandcola0: no more than 2 people in our class would care if i was mean to you
Jared Wallace: really, is that what you think?
Jared Wallace: you say everyone in the class hates me, but thats no where near true
brandonandcola0: oh really?
Jared Wallace: yeah
brandonandcola0: who doesnt hate you?
Jared Wallace: (Only naming girls right here) Cassidy, Ilona, Jayme, Jessica, Angela, Kristina, Julie
Jared Wallace: and more
Jared Wallace: Laila
brandonandcola0: …lol
Jared Wallace: Courtney
Jared Wallace: and whats funny?
Jared Wallace: Wait, are you being bitchy because Lindsay and I are in an eternal war?
brandonandcola0: you never talk to half of them and they would never say it to your face
Jared Wallace: right
Jared Wallace: i’ll take a poll
Jared Wallace: anyways, is that why? because Lindsay and I hate eachother? well, kinda
brandonandcola0: no
Jared Wallace: so there is a reason for you being mean to me
brandonandcola0: how is that a poll lol?
Jared Wallace: not that dumbass
Jared Wallace: ima take a poll with everyone in the class tommorow
brandonandcola0: you dont say “ok poll” then say something else
brandonandcola0: hmm…most of that list would lie to you
Jared Wallace: I said “anyways,” which seperates the topic dumbass
Jared Wallace: no
Jared Wallace: and how the hell would you know?
brandonandcola0: because, people in the class actually talk to me
Jared Wallace: right, because no one in our class talks to me, right?
brandonandcola0: who even has a conversation with you?
Jared Wallace: Daniel, Cassidy, Jayme, Alex, Laila, Sumner, Jessica, Aaron, Angela, Julie, etc.
brandonandcola0: i can name at least a few people off that list who DO hate you still
Jared Wallace: mkay
Jared Wallace: and when did they say they hate me?
brandonandcola0: i ask them >_>
Jared Wallace: i said when dumbass
brandonandcola0: i dont keep a log jared
Jared Wallace: i can gurantee that most of those were probably at least a month off
brandonandcola0: a month off of what
Jared Wallace: now
Jared Wallace: stupid…
brandonandcola0: you didnt finish your sentence smart one
Jared Wallace: yes i did…
Jared Wallace: a month off refers to a month earler
Jared Wallace: earlier*
Jared Wallace: anyways, why be bitchy to me and no one else?
brandonandcola0: no one else deserves it
Jared Wallace: Oho! Classic!
Jared Wallace: I think your being treated like shit, so you take it out on me.
Jared Wallace: Is that it? I think it is, and I think this’ll make a great video.
brandonandcola0: wow…
Jared Wallace: whats so wow?
brandonandcola0: how you act
Jared Wallace: i know, I’m stunning, aren’t i?
Jared Wallace: so anyways, what did i do that was so wow/
Jared Wallace: ?*
Jared Wallace: so now we’re gonna annoy me, because your pissy?
Jared Wallace: You know, your gonna get it some day, tenfold.
brandonandcola0: lol
Jared Wallace: what, you think im kidding? or that im talking shit?
brandonandcola0: what? youre gonna beat me up/
Jared Wallace: sure, if thats what you want
brandonandcola0: lol
Jared Wallace: what?
Jared Wallace: you think thats shit? you think im kidding?
nah, your targeting me out for a specific reason though
Jared Wallace: i know it, its something that i did on friday
Jared Wallace: but your too much of a pussy to say anything about it, you just treat me like shit to feel better about yourself
Jared Wallace:
Jared Wallace: and im right, so you don’t say anything about it
Jared Wallace: why else would you not say anything?
Jared Wallace: and I’m right!
Jared Wallace: ^^ this is funny
Jared Wallace: you know, jacob agrees you been treating us like shit
brandonandcola0: good for you two
Jared Wallace: you can’t stand it when i’m right, can you?
Jared Wallace: and I’m right again! So you don’t say anything!
brandonandcola0: no…
brandonandcola0: im texting
Jared Wallace: uh-huh
brandonandcola0: if you dont believe it then w/e
brandonandcola0: cya

Nooooooo!!

Jared — Sat, 03 May 2008 06:52:40 +0000

Ug… Brandon and I just used 6 and a half hours to do the endless setlist on Rock Band on Hard… At Run to the Hills, the second to last song, Brandon couldn’t do that. *pukes* It hurts…

A Freak

Jared — Fri, 02 May 2008 06:31:49 +0000

I’m a freak. I have this Death Note. But it’s really just a plain old Composition Book. I write the names of people charged with murder and sexual assault in there. At least it’s not real…

Ack!!

Jared — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 03:00:35 +0000

It has come to my attention that I have not posted for a while.

NO DEE!!

That gnommish that I was telling you about, it only appears on my computer.

I”m stupid! *eyes go back and forth rapidly, in opposite directions*

Anyways, it appears as the Artemis Fowl language, more commonly known as Gnommish, the language of the fairies. Check it out, it’s cool.

More Gnommish

Jared — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 02:51:56 +0000

I feel the need to right in Gnommish… Maybe it’s just because of my obsessive need for something to write on my blog. Any smart people out there should be able to decipher this.

PS: Artemis Fowl, Microsoft Word, Text.

You know…

Jared — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 22:11:30 +0000

So you know how I like Julie right?

This is how it went down:

Brandon found “Ug” (post) and teased me about it on the bus. Aaron ended up finding out. (After a really cool joke on my part. ^^)

Anyways, Aaron told Cassidy (Julie’s best friend, of course) and Lauren Jackson on “accident”. Though I may believe him.

I ripped a bit of his hair out, literally, then Angela finds out by eavesdropping, then Judo has narrowed it down to someone in our class, though he really has no other clue. Unless Aaron actually told him instead of saying “Jared likes macaroni.”, which I permitted him to say.

Then Aaron and I got into a fight, then Brandon broke it up, by hurting us. Then I started chasing him because he did something, when the fight was finally over, Brandon hit me in the face with a rubber band, it stung, and is still stinging a bit. I took my backpack off and began to twirl it around, but I stopped.

What the FUCKETH!:

Then he decides he’s gonna leave me with this:

“You just hit people for-(that is where I interrupted him he would’ve said: no reason!)”

What the FUCKETH (again).

I yelled at him to shut up.

Then it was all over, and slightly better. Though the problems still remain the same, they both know that if they do one more thing, I’ll go over the edge. I have strings on both of them, gratefully.

Brandon: Telling Lizzy about our embarrasing webshow TABS.

Aaron: Telling his parents he has a girlfriend/Beating him up

To Brandon or Aaron if you’re reading this: Yes Aaron, I would beat you up. Yes Brandon, even though we had this fight, I still would tell Lizzy.

Gnommish! (Beat this!)

Jared — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 03:13:16 +0000

Sup my homedawgskillitebiscuits. I got this new font, don’t freak out im not insane. Trust me.

This is my toally awesome new font. I will be typing in this from on. Jk.jk.jk. Anyways ill talk like this ocassionaly, and I’ll always give translations.

Sup my homedawgskillitebiscuits. I got this new font, don’t freak out im not insane. Trust me.

This is my toally awesome new font. I will be typing in this from on. Jk.jk.jk. Anyways ill talk like this ocassionaly, and I’ll always give translations.

Believe it or not, I read that fluently.

Ug

Jared — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 23:37:54 +0000

I don’t know what to talk about. I suppose… Nah. Okay.

I guess I kinda like this girl named Julie. She’s in my class.

Ooh! I got converse. Yeah!

Later.

ROCK BAND!

Jared — Sun, 20 Apr 2008 08:01:38 +0000

I really like Rock Band. I’m trying to play on Hard, and I’m getting really close to being able to play an average song on it. So sometime within the next three months I’m getting Rock Band. I have to be Light from Death Note again. I’m kinda using my sister, we’re both buying a Rock Band/Guitar Hero 3 Les Pauls guitar. With that, we split the price for Rock Band and have dad pay for the rest. He agreed to it. Yay! So…

If you’re wondering why I’m out at 1:00 a.m., I don’t really sleep a whole lot. Not anymore, well, unless it’s a really good day.

Wish me luck!

-I feel like I need a signature *Jared*

Lizzle?

Jared — Sat, 19 Apr 2008 06:38:16 +0000

I really don’t get girls. Does anybody (aside from girls) really get girls?

So there is this girl named Lizzy. We’re a lot alike, yada yada yada. Your first assumption?

I DON’T LIKE HER GODDAMMIT!

So anyways.

So, I always knew this girl hated me, but I never really knew to what extent, I even thought (the tiniest amount) that we were becoming friends. Then it happened. My first conversation with her in like 2 months, doing a favor for Brandon, my friend who’s crazy in love with her… Saying “Hi.”

So anyways, she’s reading her book, and I’m just like, “Brandon says hi.”

She rolls her eyes.

So I spark some conversation. “What’re you reading?” So easy to do it in an innocent manner. I feel like I’m Light from Death Note.

So I end up getting a valuable piece of information: There is a picture of her on scottwesterfeld.com. So I later tell Brandon this, and he ends up finding her online nickname: Lizzy-wa. He finds a blog, on this blog there is a post called “Nameless One II”.

Nameless One II is basically a hate rant all about me, although I am annoying, I really didn’t realize she really hated me this much. This was of November 22nd, when she posted it. I went on this by copying and pasting the entire article, putting it in quotes and adding a side note, off to the right.

“So you hate me that much huh? You can thank Brandon for finding your blog. I realized you hated me about a week after I came to this school.

Sorry,

Jarell (my nickname, she was the one that gave it to me, then everyone started calling me it)”

After that, here is what she posted in her WordPress blog.

“

CONFESSIONS. ok. so i have some confessions to make.

1. ok. i just really think its freeky how my blog stats for this and all other of my blogs (cuz i just looked at them) go: up down up down up down up down down up down up up down down up down up Up UP! DOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!! (from 3 to 9 to 5 to 4 to…..31 to 91 to 0!)

2. i realize that i have not posted on the HQ since febuary, this one since novembr, and im not sure about the other one. im seriously gonna start posting again. even tho i keep saying that and then not. sorry. if you wanna kick me off the HQ, i totally understand. *sniffle tear BLOW*

3. also. ya no how i said i hate The Nameless One II? well… and Nameless One II, if your out there rite now (altho im not sure if he/you is/are, so just pretend he/you is/are so that i dont sound like a totally hippy), im…………………………………………………..*goes pale*……………………………………………… s……………………….o…………………………r………………………………..r……………………………..y. wow. that was harder than i thot it wood be. *whipes non-existent sweat off non-existent forehead for dramatic effect*. ya see, sompthing happened… ok. im about to rite a possibly evil rampage/really rushed ramble. its gonna basically double this post. you are welcome to skip over it if you wood like:

NAMELESS ONE II CONTINUED:

ok. so i had WASL testing today *snore*, and so like rite when the morning bell rang, i realized that there was this note on my desk. it was folded four times and it said “am i really that bad? open this up,”. and i quote. then beelow that there was this big black scribble, obviously crossing sompthing out.

i had to stand for the pledge, so i swiped it off my desk and to the floor, away from stalking eyes. i forgot about the note until later…ok. so i didnt TOTALLY forget, but i forgot enough to concentrate on my test. but you see, the second i read that sentence, i thot: Nameless One? HE FOUND OUT?!?!?!?!?!?! (refer to the original NAMELESS ONE II for explanations).

so 4783 boring seconds of testing and eating fake (but free) scool breakfast later, it was time for a break. i “dropped” my pencil and “dropped” to my nees to “pick” it up. hehe. “. so. after retrieving my “pencil”, i stuck the note conveniently into my book. then i opened “the book” and started reading “my book”. it was a full page of 12 pt times new roman riting. the time was pink. or purple. or maybe it was more of a fusiaish color. but nevermind that! after i got over the fact that it was a full page of pink/purple/fusia riting, i thot about another thing: what the heck took him a hole stinkin pink/purple/fusia page to say?! “am i really that bad” pretty much said it all! but then, as i got over THIS, i noticed how eerily familiar it all looked…because I. Had. RITTEN IT! *SHRIEKS!!!*

it was a quoted copy of THE NAMELESS ONE II, complete with the quotation marks. copied WORD. FOR. WORD. i looked to the bottom of the page and noticed the few sentences following my siggie. it read:(by the way, the stuff in parenz are my own editions (is that a word?))

“so hate me that much…(i think he ment so YOU hate me that much) you can thank Brandon (ya no, that kid that gave me the chocolate on the cursed V day for wich non of you gave me sympothy?) for finding your blog. i realized you hated me about a week after i came to this school…

Sorry,

Jarell (thats what i call him, and what is actally on the paper)”

HOW HORRIFYINGLY HORRIBLE IS THAT?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!? i was shocked! seriously astounded! but then i read my rampage (that was copied and printed in pink/purple/fusia) over again, for i hadnt in so long, and therefore hadnt realized how horrible it was. this was the worst part: “i think hes finally realized that i hate him. i think. ive never told him what an idiot he is. or how stupid he is. or how ugly he is. or how annoying he is. or how not-cool he is. because there is no way that i cood possibly tell him without getting suspended!!! (this implies that i wood have to do some horrible things that i no i wood regret later in the process)” notice the italics. these are the mean and hurtful words in this passage that you can go read a post or two down.

as my eyes flew past these words, i cood feel the blood drain from my face. when i came to the word ugly, i new i must have looked like a trainreck! i came about one more hurtful word close to crying! why mite you ask? because. it reminded me of THIS hurtful sentence: “GET YOUR UGLY FACE OUT OF HERE!!!!!” im sure you all no and hate this sentence, as i no i do. i cried for hours (as pathetic as it may sound) when i came to that sentence in the book. the only difference between then and now: this. was. real. (oh. and the fact that i have no feelings for Him and hopefully it be the same with him for me). i tried so hard not to cry. i folded the letter, closed the book, and went to deliver the HORRIBLE news about what a HORRIBLY AWEFUL person i am to Robot-la, Vicky-la, and Werewolf. all of which are in my class and were, at the time, about ten feet away.

now i have absolutely no idea what to do. ok. well, i kinda do. this is what im gonna do. and this only. apologize to Him online. why not to his face? several reasons: it wood require me to make eye contact, which i no i cood never do, no matter how hard i may try. (refer to original NAMELESS ONE II for further explanations). i probably coodnt do it without screaming and/or crying. and because im not sure that he gave it to me. actally, im about 89.736 percent sure that he DIDNT give it to me. he doesnt have as good of hand riting as on the front of the letter, and he wood never have the guts to do such a thing. but im apologizing anyways:

Nameless One. sorry that you found that. (if you did. if you didnt, just play along, for i will probably never have the guts apologize again). sorry that i dont like you that much. sorry, but i cant stop not-liking you. your just so…i just dont like you and theres nothing anybody on this planet/universe cood possibly do to change that. ok. so theres one person that cood probably convince me to change that, but thats not too possible. and im not telling you who said persuasive person in my life is. finally, im sorry. i dont really no for what. i just feel like theres sompthing im missing…probably that im so mean to you. yeah thats it. sorry bout that. cant change it tho. sorry again. IM A HORRIBLE PERSON AND THE HOLE WORLD NOSE IT!!! i give you (you being all the people on this blog currently rite now) the utmost permission to tell me what a horribly aweful person i am and to give me no sympothy whatsoever. that will make me feel 36 times worse than now. and thats a multiple of 12.

so. thats the end of NAMELESS ONE II CONTINUED. now on with the rest of the post:

4. sorry i just rote so much. i warned you. i just felt the need to apologize for my awefulness. and absolutely none of this post was ever ment to be funny. so if you laughed, take it back. im begging you.

and im sure theres lots more i shood be apologizing/confessing about, but im just to tired rite now and im in a punkish mood, and therefore dont think that it is in my currently-punkish character to do any more than take a shower and sleep for the day.

-Lizzy-wa OUT! “

So I gave her a note the next day saying this. It was also commented on that post. (She deleted it, so it went something like this.)

Hey. I posted a comment on your blog, but it probably won’t show up, so I decided to print it and give it to you in another note. Here’s what it said.

1. “Jarell Said:

on April 18, 2008 at 2:53 am

Yeah, I gave you the note Lizzy, you can ask me or whatever, even ask Brandon. I’m fine with you hating me, I just wanted to apologize to you for being just… well whatever it is you think of me. I don’t want to call you a terrible person, because your not. And I’m sorry that I almost made you cry.

If you’re actually reading this:

I once made a promise to a friend that I would do everything I could to never hurt a girl’s feelings, or be a nuisance to a girl. Plus I just felt totally bad that I annoyed you… Then I did that, without even knowing it. Then I did it again, in the last 2 days. So again, I apologize. And feel free to use my real name, first and last, I owe it to you.

BTW: I don’t have feelings for you, other then apologies.”

Along with this, I want to include a few things.

· My handwriting is okay, If you want to compare or whatever, I’ll give you a “sample” or something.

· It is me, Jared *blurred slur cuz it’s on blog*.

· The pink/purple/fusia is supposed to be red, my printer sucks.

· I’m really, really sorry for everything

· Don’t be mad at Brandon!

Sorry again,

Jarell or Jared

And so, that’s how it is for now, I’ll keep you guys/girls posted.

-I feel I need a signature… *Jared*